This Is My Human Costume

Keep it simple, spooky, and hilarious with our “This Is My Human Costume” tee. Perfect for Halloween minimalists, last-minute costume wearers, and anyone who would rather be a ghost, alien, or cryptid, this shirt says it all so you don’t have to.

Printed on Comfort Colors® pigment-dyed cotton, this tee feels like your favorite vintage find right from the first wear. With its relaxed unisex fit and soft, worn-in texture, it’s ideal for trick-or-treating, costume parties, or just lounging while avoiding suspiciously noisy candy bowls.

Details:

• Comfort Colors® pigment-dyed 100% ring spun cotton for a soft, vintage feel

• Relaxed unisex fit (S–4X)

• Available in multiple colors to match your “undercover” vibe
  

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