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If I Was a Bird Tee

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Savage, sarcastic, and just the right amount of dark humor—this tee doesn’t hold back. Featuring a skeleton hand holding out a bird, paired with the bold phrase: “If I was a bird, I know who I’d sht on,”* it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who likes their humor a little wicked.

  • Comfort Colors Tee: 100% ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for that broken-in, vintage feel

  • Unisex Fit: Sizes S–4X for every body

  • Available Colors: Blossom, Bay, Blue Jean, Granite, and Pepper

  • Bold Design: Crisp print that pops and brings the sass front and center

This is the ultimate tee for the unapologetic, the sarcastic, and the ones who know exactly who they’d pick.

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