Savage, sarcastic, and just the right amount of dark humor—this tee doesn’t hold back. Featuring a skeleton hand holding out a bird, paired with the bold phrase: “If I was a bird, I know who I’d sht on,”* it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who likes their humor a little wicked.
Comfort Colors Tee: 100% ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for that broken-in, vintage feel
Unisex Fit: Sizes S–4X for every body
Available Colors: Blossom, Bay, Blue Jean, Granite, and Pepper
Bold Design: Crisp print that pops and brings the sass front and center
This is the ultimate tee for the unapologetic, the sarcastic, and the ones who know exactly who they’d pick.