If At First Tee

Some motivational quotes are meant to inspire.
Others are… a little more honest.

Featuring distressed lettering with the phrase: “If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.” Dark humor at its finest, perfect for people who appreciate jokes that are just a little bit unhinged.

Comfort Colors Tee: 100% ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for that broken-in, vintage feel

Unisex Fit: Sizes S–4X for every body

Available Color: Crimson

Bold Design: Crisp white lettering with a vintage distressed look that delivers the message loud and clear

Perfect for dark humor lovers, sarcasm enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers their motivation with a slightly sinister twist.

Because sometimes persistence…
is just a matter of perspective.