I Gotta See the Candy First Sweatshirt
Some offers sound a little suspicious.
Some people at least want proof first.
Featuring distressed lettering and lollipop graphics paired with the phrase: “I gotta see the candy first, then I get in the van. I’m not stupid.” A darkly sarcastic design perfect for anyone who appreciates humor that’s just a little questionable.
Premium Sweatshirt Option:
District Crewneck in Black – cozy fleece interior with a relaxed unisex fit, sizes XS–6X
Bold Design: Crisp distressed white lettering with playful candy details that make the joke impossible to miss
Perfect for dark humor lovers, sarcasm fans, and anyone who appreciates a joke that walks the line.
Because if someone’s making an offer…
you should at least check the candy first
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