I Birthed You So I Can Haunt You Tee

Wrap yourself in comfort with a tee that says what every mom is thinking… but louder. Featuring the bold statement “I Birthed You So I Can Haunt You,” this design blends dark humor with a clean, minimal look that delivers maximum impact.

Made on a Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 tee in mid heather gray, this piece offers a soft, premium feel with a modern, elevated fit. The smooth fabric and structured shape make it perfect for everyday wear while still feeling a step above your average tee.

Whether you’re joking (kind of) or just reminding them who’s in charge, this tee delivers comfort, style, and just the right amount of menace.