Don't Test Me Tee

Some people have hobbies.
Some people watch a lot of true crime.

Featuring a bold graphic with a handprint, knife, and crime scene tape paired with the perfectly unsettling phrase: “Don’t Test Me, I Watch a Lot of True Crime… They’ll Never Find Your Body.” Equal parts sarcasm and dark humor, this tee is perfect for anyone whose idea of relaxation involves documentaries about suspicious disappearances.

Comfort Colors Tee: 100% ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for that broken-in, vintage feel

Unisex Fit: Sizes S–4X for every body

Available Color: Chambray

Bold Design: Crisp black print with crime scene details that make the message impossible to ignore

Perfect for true crime fans, podcast binge listeners, and anyone who has learned a few very specific life skills from documentaries.

Because if there’s one thing true crime teaches you…
it’s to never underestimate the quiet ones.