Candy First Tee

A little dark humor never hurt anyone… especially on Halloween. Our “Candy First” Comfort Colors® tee features bold, distressed lettering with lollipop graphics and the cheeky phrase: “I gotta see the candy first, then I get in the van — I’m not stupid.” Perfect for those who like their spooky season style with a side of sarcasm.

Printed on premium Comfort Colors® pigment-dyed cotton, this shirt has that perfectly broken-in feel from day one. The vintage-wash look pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or layered under a flannel for cooler October nights. Whether you’re passing out candy, hitting a Halloween party, or just love a good laugh, this tee will turn heads.

Details:

• Comfort Colors® pigment-dyed 100% ringspun cotton for a soft, worn-in feel

• Relaxed unisex fit (S–4X)

• Available in multiple Halloween-ready colors
  

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