Allergic to alcohol

A little humor. A lot of truth.
Our “I’m Allergic to Alcohol – I Break Out in Handcuffs” tee is made for those who know firsthand the chaos that used to follow a night out. It’s a funny, brutally honest nod to sobriety—and a great way to show how far you’ve come.

Whether you’re rocking this at a recovery meeting, gifting it to a sober friend, or just owning your story, this shirt sparks laughs and conversations.

Made from super-soft cotton and available in sizes S–4X, it's built for comfort and truth-telling.

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