Adventure Is Out There But So Are Serial Killers Tee

Nature is beautiful. Peaceful trails. Fresh air. Towering pines.
Also… statistically speaking… an excellent place to disappear.

Featuring a scenic mountain landscape and winding trail paired with the delightfully unsettling phrase: “Adventure Is Out There… But So Are Serial Killers.” Perfect for people who enjoy the outdoors but maintain a healthy level of suspicion.

Comfort Colors Tee: 100% ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for that broken-in, vintage feel

Unisex Fit: Sizes S–4X for every body

Available Color: Bay

Bold Design: Crisp forest graphic with just enough dark humor to make people do a double take

Ideal for hikers, true crime fans, and anyone who enjoys nature but still trusts their instincts.

Because being prepared and being paranoid are basically the same thing… depending on how the story ends.