Nature is beautiful. Peaceful trails. Fresh air. Towering pines. Also… statistically speaking… an excellent place to disappear.
Featuring a scenic mountain landscape and winding trail paired with the delightfully unsettling phrase: “Adventure Is Out There… But So Are Serial Killers.” Perfect for people who enjoy the outdoors but maintain a healthy level of suspicion.
Comfort Colors Tee: 100% ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for that broken-in, vintage feel
Unisex Fit: Sizes S–4X for every body
Available Color: Bay
Bold Design: Crisp forest graphic with just enough dark humor to make people do a double take
Ideal for hikers, true crime fans, and anyone who enjoys nature but still trusts their instincts.
Because being prepared and being paranoid are basically the same thing… depending on how the story ends.