You Ain't Getting Shit Hoodie

For everyone who’s done with the naughty list — the “You Ain’t Getting Shit” hoodie delivers the perfect dose of holiday honesty. Featuring a cheeky Santa who’s clearly over it, this design brings humor and attitude to your winter wardrobe. Ideal for anyone who’s feeling festive… but not that festive.

Crafted from District Heavyweight fleece, this hoodie is soft, cozy, and perfectly oversized — because even if Santa’s not giving gifts, you still deserve comfort.

Details:
• District Heavyweight hoodie — cotton-blend fleece
• Comfy oversized fit
• 62/38 ring spun cotton/recycled polyester (Solids, Grey Frost, Jet Black Heather)
• 64/36 ring spun cotton/recycled polyester (Heathered Charcoal, Royal Frost)
• 60/40 ring spun cotton/recycled polyester (Light Heather Grey)
• 100% ring spun cotton face (Solids, Jet Black Heather, Light Heather Grey)

Style tip: Pair it with your best resting Grinch face and a hot cocoa spiked with extra attitude.

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