Tree Tops Glisten Tee

For every parent who knows “Silent Night” is just wishful thinking — meet the “Tree Tops Glisten & Children Listen… to Nothing” tee. With festive evergreens (including one fierce leopard-print tree) and a hilarious dose of honesty, this shirt captures the real spirit of Christmas parenting.

Printed on a Comfort Colors heavyweight tee, it’s ultra-soft, garment-dyed, and built for cozy chaos through the holidays and beyond.

Details:
• 100% ringspun cotton
• Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in feel
• Unisex, relaxed fit
• Perfect for teachers, moms, and anyone managing the merry madness

Style tip: Pair it with leggings and a messy bun for that “still festive even though my kids don’t listen” vibe.

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