Tree Tops Glisten Hoodie

For every parent who’s ever sung “Silent Night” while their kids turned it into a circus — this one’s for you. The “Tree Tops Glisten & Children Listen… to Nothing” hoodie delivers peak holiday truth with a touch of leopard print flair. Festive trees, distressed lettering, and a dose of humor make this the perfect cozy companion for chaotic Christmas mornings.

Made with District Heavyweight fleece, this hoodie is soft, durable, and oversized for that lived-in comfort teachers, parents, and holiday survivors everywhere deserve.

Details:
• District Heavyweight hoodie — cotton-blend fleece
• Comfy oversized fit
• 62/38 ring spun cotton/recycled polyester (Solids, Grey Frost, Jet Black Heather)
• 64/36 ring spun cotton/recycled polyester (Heathered Charcoal, Royal Frost)
• 60/40 ring spun cotton/recycled polyester (Light Heather Grey)
• 100% ring spun cotton face (Solids, Jet Black Heather, Light Heather Grey)

Style tip: Throw it on with leggings, fuzzy socks, and a cup of coffee you’ll reheat five times — because children literally don’t listen to anything.

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