For every parent who’s ever sung “Silent Night” while their kids turned it into a circus — this one’s for you. The “Tree Tops Glisten & Children Listen… to Nothing” hoodie delivers peak holiday truth with a touch of leopard print flair. Festive trees, distressed lettering, and a dose of humor make this the perfect cozy companion for chaotic Christmas mornings.
Made with District Heavyweight fleece, this hoodie is soft, durable, and oversized for that lived-in comfort teachers, parents, and holiday survivors everywhere deserve.
Details: • District Heavyweight hoodie — cotton-blend fleece • Comfy oversized fit • 62/38 ring spun cotton/recycled polyester (Solids, Grey Frost, Jet Black Heather) • 64/36 ring spun cotton/recycled polyester (Heathered Charcoal, Royal Frost) • 60/40 ring spun cotton/recycled polyester (Light Heather Grey) • 100% ring spun cotton face (Solids, Jet Black Heather, Light Heather Grey)
Style tip: Throw it on with leggings, fuzzy socks, and a cup of coffee you’ll reheat five times — because children literally don’t listen to anything.